Maybe We Need a Latitude Adjustment

We hear that the Great Lakes Region is supposed to expect an unusually “Brutal” Winter this year, according to Accuweather.

You know, somebody*  forecasts that every year for us, though. We’ve begun to suspect that Winter happens almost annually around Michigan.

*previous dire predictions have been offered by the Farmer’s Almanac,  NOAA, wooly caterpillars, Aunt Gladys with her rheumatism, etc.