Metro Delivery is MOVING but not to India

Apr 25, 2013   //   by Metro Delivery   //   Employee Highlights, Events, News, News Stories  //  4 Comments

Yes, we’re moving to our spacious NEW OFFICES & WAREHOUSE this weekend.

Metro Delivery bids a fond goodbye to the Sunny Southside of Ann Arbor, MI and, heeding the advice of Horace Greeley, heads to the Wild Westside of Ann Arbor, MI, from whence we shall continue to service the Southeastern environs of Michigan- and beyond!

And we would like be clear, we are NOT PRESENTLY moving to India:

…we all got our hopes up that Management had more expansive plans than we’d been led to believe, this morning when we found the below(click for screenshot) website, which looks remarkably like our website:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which shows that we’ve established branches in:

India! at 41/3, Mahatma Gandhi Road Bangalore Karnataka – 560 001
PHONE NUMBER: + 917411577135

USA ADDRESS:
2075 W Stadium Blvd Ann Arbor, MI 48103 (Metro Note: That address is a U.S. Post Office in Ann Arbor. We stop in, but they don’t let us stay there)
PHONE NUMBER: + 1 310 438-6497

LONDON!
at Cortonwood Drive Brampton Barnsley S Yorkshire S73 0UF
PHONE NUMBER: + 44 703 195-3447

and…
NIGERIA!

at5/54 omolabake close of ilamoye street ijeshatedo lagos nigeria
PHONE NUMBER: +234 8133969916

 

…Unfortunately, that website that you see above is just another bunch of interwebs criminals who’ve copied our proprietary images and are trying to “hook” “pigeons” for their shady we’ve-got-a-package-for-you-but-you-have-to-pay-some-fees-to-get-it scam.

All the above phone numbers  etc. presumably allow you to contact actual criminals. We recommend that you avoid these weasels, if they should contact you.

Here’s a previous blog post regarding this interwebs phenomenon

…Anyway, Westside Ann Arbor is a good move for us.

LOOK OUT WESTSIDE ANN ARBOR METRO DELIVERY’S MOVIN’ IN!

But England would have been nice…

Nigeria would have been awesome…

It just goes to show, you can’t believe EVERYTHING you see on the web.

 

 

 

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4 Comments

  • We’ve chased the weasels away from that above website now, too. Where will they pop up next?

  • we actually have enuogh parking at EMU even at the peak times of the day? DPS has TONS of data to support that statement! The trick is that the parking is in the North Lots. I never have an issue of finding a parking spot on campus WHY I park in the North Lots.If people would be willing to walk just a few more feet (by parking in the North Lots) they would always find parking .just people want to park very close to the building they need to go into.If we wanted to fix the close parking issue we would have the building parking decks .and I sure the faculty would think that is $$ well spent!

  • I love the cheerful colorful pen roll up, but, I also think the sewing kits are adorable and would make great stocking stuffers for all aspiring seamstress and crafters.

  • ‘Afyon’daki 24 saatlik sıcaklık artışı 26 dereceyi bulmuÅŸtu.’ bu benim yorumum…evde hanıma ve baldızlara bu durumu anlattım dedim ki ‘bakın,benim yorumum bu,ana baÅŸlıkta yararlanılmış,benimle gurur duyun.’ dedim ama duymadılar ‘ne diyo lan bu hava sıyırığı’ gibi bir bakış sezinledim… – Ozan

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